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Snotty Birthday by LordSnot Snotty Birthday by LordSnot
Now to blow out the candle.

Thanks for all the well wishes! You guys rule!
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:iconmerc-king:
Merc-King Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
Blow the candle and cut her virginity with your penis! 

Subtle like a zamboni plowing thru a hockey rink.
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:iconmaster2000here:
Master2000Here Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
We all wish it so !
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:iconmega-gojira:
Mega-Gojira Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If she were real, I would be madly in love with her...
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have mighty fine taste!
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:iconsweetsirin22:
sweetsirin22 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013
Not her idea of a party?
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:iconrabiddog6708:
rabiddog6708 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013
I never get anything this good for my birthday.
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:iconjakebondage:
JakeBondage Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Professional Writer
nice... very nice
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:iconmarinaibiza:
MarinaIbiza Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Candle? What candle??
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:icontimotiikeri:
Timotiikeri Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
I bet you enjoy that gift!
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:iconechoarty:
echoarty Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday, Amigo! :D :party:
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You brought balloons! You know damn well my cousin Pepito was killed by a swarm of balloons!
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:iconboundfighter:
boundfighter Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
You give yourself a hot present :D And us too :D
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey I like to share! Want a slice?
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:iconboundfighter:
boundfighter Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
SURE :D :D
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:iconorcaman001:
ORcaMAn001 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope I want the whole Cake you got plenty of heroines hidden in that dungeon lol
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:iconsoolz:
Soolz Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Nice cake. Looks dreamy. And one more happy BD, even thou it might be lil late.
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nah it's not too late. Somewhere it is still July 12th.
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:iconnmlemming:
nmlemming Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
happy birthday
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks nm!
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Now that's hot!
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You phoning it in tonight.
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:icon0wickedraven0:
0WickedRaven0 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
happy birthday man! enjoy power girl! :)
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Want a slice?
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:icon0wickedraven0:
0WickedRaven0 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
hell yes. :)
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:icony2j1990:
y2j1990 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Happy birthday man!
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks y2j19...

Seriously, we need to get some nicknames for some of you.
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:iconfirestorm31z:
firestorm31z Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
oh btw, happy bad-ass birthday!!! :D
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:iconfirestorm31z:
firestorm31z Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
btw, what are you planning to do Power Gurl now that she's tied down?
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Have my cake and eat it too!
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:iconwondercuria-dd:
WonderCuria-DD Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday!! I guess you can have your cake and eat it too :-)
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It does look delicious.
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:icontmon6219:
tmon6219 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Be first!!!
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:iconcaljedi1:
caljedi1 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Great present...happy birthday
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:iconrodschach:
Rodschach Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Where can I get a birthday cake like her?
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I sent you an Aquaman cake. Enjoy.
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:icon620brown:
620brown Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Hey man, where did you get this present, I would like to put my order in for Wonder Woman on my BD, Happy Birthday Snot.
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All I have in stock is a wonder twin and krypto the dog.
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:icon620brown:
620brown Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
Is the Wonder Twin the female Wonder Twin?
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nope. Enjoy. He's on the way.
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:icon620brown:
620brown Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
Who's on the way??
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The boy wonder twin. Your welcome.
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:iconfirestorm31z:
firestorm31z Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
boy wonder has a twin? sounds douchy!
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:icon620brown:
620brown Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
WHAT????????!!!!!!!!! come on man, nobody wants to see him KOed, not 540brown at least.
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:iconriverine69:
riverine69 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Hey! My birthday was on the tenth! Injun giver! I want PG back!

(Disclaimer: No disparity of the Native American people is intended by the use of the term "Injun giver". In fact, with the mess Congress makes of this country, it's time we gave it back to its rightful owners. I seriously doubt they could do worse than we have)
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually this WAS your cake. I snuck it out of your house in the wee hours.
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:iconriverine69:
riverine69 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
And a sweet piece of pastry she was. Ah, well, go ahead, have your cake and eat it too. Just let me kick the icing off the plate, OK?

(Gawdamighty, never seen so many sexual metaphors in just two sentences! :D )
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:iconriverine69:
riverine69 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
Arggghh! Damn laptop keyboard! kick=LICK
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:icondarth-ono:
Darth-Ono Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Happy birthday! Unwrap your present now!
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:iconjackcrowder:
jackcrowder Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Remember to clean it all up when you're done.
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:iconlordsnot:
LordSnot Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't have to. 50 guys volunteered.
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